Top 5 Rockstars I’m jealous of

This simple list is something I came up with after seeing the couples on TV and scattered throughout the internet. They cause jealousy for me because of their above average hot supermodel status girlfriends. Now, this list is personal, as everytime I see these women with these (for a lack of a better term) gentlemen I wish more and more everyday I was a rockstar. Obviously this list is not just about the present, but also going back to the past. What do you guys think? Agree with my list? Found out anything new?

  1. Axl Rose and Stefanie Seymour
    Stefanie Seymour and Axl Rose
    OMG, after watching the November Rain music video time and time again, I’m still in the dark as to why such a beautiful girl can fall for the whiny singer.

  2. James Blunt and Petra Nemcova
    James Blunt and Petra Nemcova
    Wow, I don’t know whether I should stare or allow my eyes to bleed. Petra is simply flawless and has such a kind heart, by lending her hand in the ressurection of the parts that got hit by tsunami (which her ex-bf tragically lost his life) in Thailand. James is… well.. untanned, nerdy, one-hit wonder.

  3. Seal and Heidi Klum
    Seal and Heidi Klum
    Seal… Need I say more? Okay, okay, fine. He has one of the most soothing voices ever and lull a girl, in this case a Victoria’s Secret Angel, into marrying him. My gosh, Heidi is ever so busy with her projects though. This is a prime example gentlemen, that you don’t have to be good looking, just talented, to be able to get with a supermodel. Start practicing your num-chuck skills.

  4. Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear Denise Richards
    Richie Sambora and Denise Richards
    I won’t even mention Wild Things. But I just. So I’ll continue. Threesome scene anyone? She looked gorgeous in Starship Troopers as well. And did I mention her Playboy spread. She doesn’t just fade away, she burns out! Woo! And Richie… From Heather to Denise. What a lucky dude.

  5. Tyson Ritter and Kim Smith
    Tyson Ritter and Kim Smith
    Now this seriously enrages me. Simply because of the fact that I think Kim Smith is the cutest, hottest, sexiest, prettiest woman to have ever walked the face of the earth. She’s done it all, Guess girl, N’Sync video (eek), Aerosmith video, Victoria’s Secret catalogues. Now… Tyson… He’s in a girl boy band bubble gum rock group called The All American Rejects. I wish Kim would follow his band name’s advice and reject that guy soon. Sheesh. Talk about a LOOOSER.


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  2. Okay, Seal and Heidi Klum definitely make me jealous.
  3. petra and james arent together anymore, thank god.

    im one step closer to being with the most beautiful woman in the world.

  4. oh, and i love how bad you ripped into tyson..that was funny.
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  6. [quote comment="6379"]oh, and i love how bad you ripped into tyson..that was funny.[/quote]
    I heart Kim too much not to rip on him
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  8. These kind of couples are not very uncommon today. Especially because of the fact that Rockstars tend to have the “FAME” factor which girls love. And when there is fame there is always the “COOLNESS” factor, which once again girls love.

    Sigh. Why do rockstars always get those sexy girls. Can’t they just try FAMOUS and COOL bloggers every once in a while? LOL. ^_^

    Thanks for your post.

    If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
    http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html

    It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!

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  10. wow the 5th girl is hot. no need to be jealous, you can get it done! ;)

    if you have time, you can read my post for the problogger project too:

    http://robinsongo.com/2007/05/08/top-5-tips-to-be-the-next-darren-rowse/

    good luck to us!

  11. HILARIOUS!! Best from Buenos Aires, Argentina. Paula
  12. I think Kim has finally seen the light.

    He said himself here http://www.kewlmag.com/sections/display/features_articles/

    that she has moved out of his place after living together for a long time, and he has very recently stopped wearing the wishbone necklace she gave him, which he never takes off ever, so yeah.

    Not to mention a recent photo shoot for his clothing line Butter, in which he used another red headed model, not Kim as one woulda thought, to model his tees in a hotel room/bed….all the while shooting the camera deadly looks as though that were just meant to punish her by merely just looking at them.

    This one is in the process of being over…

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  14. luceat. thanks for the heads up! :em54:
    I’m so glad to hear that. She’s way outta his league.
  15. Have any of you ever thought that maybe the reason these girls are with these guys is because they’re not some creepy guy that spends his time whinning about how he can’t have some hot supermodel?? I think it’s funny that people acctually reply to this in agreement, like they know these girls well enough to know what they deserve in a guy. Could it be, that the idea of a guy that is creative, and in a unique career that he’s passionate about is acctually attractive to a girl. Or maybe they just don’t like the idea of dating a guy thats going to sleep with them, then spend the next morning writing about it on their blog.

    And by the way luceat… the fact that you know enough about kim smith to acctually notice that her boyfriend doesn’t wear some necklace she gave him…creepy. It’s one thing to see and article and find out that they don’t live together anymore… but how often do you have to look them up to notice that he’s stopped wearing a necklace??

    Considering the fact that I seem to be one of the only people here not happily agreeing with the “5 rockstars im jealous of” post, I know I’ll probably get verbally bashed to high hell… but let me take a little bit of time to give you advice from a girl… confident, creative, unique guys, (especially ones that can sing), hot. Guys that are so insecure that they have to diss guys they don’t know and spend their time writting about confident, creative, unique guys, (especially ones that can sing), and the women that love them…NOT hot.
    BASH AWAY!!!

  16. dude, tyson is not a loser.
    dont be jealous of him because he has a hot girl, and you want her.. cause that wont resolve anything.
    and im not here to start hamburgers or anything.
    but dont call him a loser cause he’s not. with success like his, he’s anything BUT a loser or anything degrading.
  17. ok, well, tyson ritter is a sexy & talented musician. sure, he may not be as great at some older, more experienced bands, but hes trying.
    don’t forget that hes ONLY 23 YEARS OLD.
    & just because you love kim smith so much doesnt mean you have to critcize tyson or call him a loser.
    because i am sure that if he wasnt dating her, which he still is, they’re just not living together, you wouldn’t have any beef with him at all.

    oh yeah, and as you said in a comment before “i heart kim too much not to rip on him” i have something to say too.

    I HEART TYSON TOO MUCH TO HAVE SOMEONE RIP ON HIM.

  18. Touche guys! ;) :em58:
  19. Tyson is proably one of the most kind hearted, amazing, and talented men to walk the face of the earth. He deserves to be happy, and obviously being with Kim makes him happy. Everything you said about Kim is true. She truley is an amazing person. She also deserves to be happy, and obviously being with Tyson makes her happy.

    They’re an amazing couple, leave them alone.

  20. amen paige! :)
    and to whoever thinks that tyson and kim are finito….with the whole “he doesnt wear her wishbone necklace” that’s a TAD creepy.
    what if it broke?! what if he wanted to use the wishbone so he and kim snapped it for luck? cause you know they ARE touring and since they havent been on the road in a while, they use it for luck. so let’s all just put the pieces together now shall we?

    okay? okay.

  21. YAY!!… im not the only one disagreeing with these people anymore. :em55:
  22. Nachos;

    EXACTLY.

    Or, he might have gotten it peirced to his penis! You never know.

    -ehem-
    :em50:

  23. EVEN BETTER ANSWER!
    the possiblities are endless and it’s stupid to use one of the worst conclusions.

    anyhow, youre probably just like everyone else: just a fan or just jealous flavoured jelly :em47:

  24. i dont get the whole point of this, rockstars are ppl
    ppl hav lives(i bet u didnt noe tht)
    ppl dont want u to intrude in their personal life
    and they dont want u to say leave him for me :em34:
    tyson and kim are goin out because they want to and they probaly hav the same interest thts y they are going out
    so dont dis tyson
    hes the best 23 year old lead singer
  25. [quote comment="6440"]I think Kim has finally seen the light.

    He said himself here http://www.kewlmag.com/sections/display/features_articles/

    that she has moved out of his place after living together for a long time, and he has very recently stopped wearing the wishbone necklace she gave him, which he never takes off ever, so yeah.

    Not to mention a recent photo shoot for his clothing line Butter, in which he used another red headed model, not Kim as one woulda thought, to model his tees in a hotel room/bed….all the while shooting the camera deadly looks as though that were just meant to punish her by merely just looking at them.

    This one is in the process of being over…[/quote]

    dude, did you also read the part “No I’m not. We’re just not living together anymore.”

    and geez, this is their personal lives. do you know what the word PERSONAL means?

  26. http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk0OCZmZ2JlbDdmN3ZxZWVFRXl5NzEyOTkxMyZ5cmlyeTdmNzE3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTM=

    WESTWOOD — Westwood High School students in the visual and performing arts will be honored June 9 in an Oscar-style evening at the annual Westies.

    Celebrities and nominees will stroll down the red carpet at 6 p.m. The show begins at 8 p.m. at Campbell Auditorium. Among the celebrities scheduled to appear are Tyson Ritter, supermodel Kim Smith, rock band Radiant and actor Tom O’Rourke of “Law and Order.”

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  28. dude.
    don’t mess with toasties.

    tyson ritter + kim smith = beautiful/wonderful/happy/STILL GOING STRONG couple.

    alrightyyyyybye.

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    Nice top 5
    Thanks
    Tom
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  57. Axl rose and stephanie seymour? How utterly dumb and ridiculous to put them on your list. Is it not blatantly obvious that, like millions of other females across the world, she thought that (pre-surgery) Axl was really hot? What is actually a real crime is that she then dumped Axl and married an ugly old media mogul balled Peter Brant for his money. Now that really is inexplicable…
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  61. hi i enjoyed the read
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  63. She truley is an amazing person. not everyone like her, they’re just not living together, that why… nobody prefect..

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