OMG she’s single!!!!
Ladies, Gentlemen, men, boys, lads: Jessica Alba is single and back on the market again! No more skanky images of that Cash Warren dude holding and kissing her anymore. She’ll be alone, and I bet all the Hollywood actors are tearing their hairs out to be the first to hit that. Oh boy. Us Weekly were the first to report this monumental news. Apparently she calls him and is like, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” OUCH. All bets on Justin “I used to sing in the Mickey Mouse club then jacked off N’sync members now I’m cool R’n'B” Timberlake’s getting there first.
So what do we learn from this guys? That even ugly dudes that are in the right places (i.e. a producer / director) can get the hot girl, even if it’s just for a short while, you still have those bragging rights forever!
This girl deserves her own picture post. Plus, she could pass for an Asian somehow… Right?
Filed under: Foreign on July 26th, 2007
Michael