Thai Scans: Hotter than Thai Food

Wow. In complete shitty news of the month. Jessica Alba is pregnant. Even sadder news is that it is not my baby. It belongs to Cash Warren, that lucky bastard.
He worked as only a director’s assistant when she met him, so that gives you normal guys something to look up to. That even ordinary guys can score with Hollywood’s hottest just by being in the business!
Anyway, this makes her hotness level completely drop because she is more or less out of the whole dating and being single scene. Not that she wasn’t already… But having that baby is the nail in the coffin. I won’t be watching her movies no more!

Filed under: Foreign, International on December 12th, 2007